Oct 3, 2008

What do you get when you ....

have a touch-phobia man and a pregnant woman sleeping in a Queen size bed?


uh-huh.... Tribulations.

If i accidentally touch Bryce at night with a toe or a finger he dramatically whips around with a huff and a puff. Granted, i take up more space with my over-sized belly and the ability to only sleep on my sides with my knees in a flexed position. Thank goodness for King-Size beds...not that we have one, but the thought of it eezes my mind. Last night i prayed our bed would expand into something such as this.....We've almost been married a year, but most of our fights, or rather, dis-agreements happen after we say our prayers and are ready to sleep. Bryce starts elbowing me, trying to push me over as far as possible before i fall off the bed. I"ll fart on him or whatever needs to happen so he'll "back-off!" I am with-child!" (Hint: i have learned if you "pass-gas" more frequently while preggers, you're pregnant with a male...who's with me! ).

11 comments:

Aleena said...

Oh sister, now is the time to establish your space! When I am pregnant I need a body pillow on both sides which is like sleeping with 4 people in a queen size bed which gives Geoff about 5 in. He got so used to it that he continues to sleep on his 5 in. and I have complete bed DOMINENCE HA HA HA!!!

Nedra said...

Hi Sarah- I looked for your e-mail address on you blog, but couldn't find it. This will have to do. You asked how I got my header. Yes, it was done with photo shop by a lady I work with in YW (who is very good at those things). I sent her two pictures. One of a quilt I made. The other of a picture of a cactus. She is the one who merged them together. I could send you her name and e-mail if you want to talk to her about how she did it.

Elise said...

If that's what I need to do to guarantee a boy baby then I am all for it! Thanks for the tip :)

Evaly said...

Nathan is like that too- he is defnitely not a cuddler. I know he dreams of a King size bed :)

Eric, Sammy, & Kami said...

Oh Sarah, you are hilarious. I miss you so much.

And I've never been with child with a little boy but seriously I passed A LOT of gas too. Sorry to tell you this but it is only going to get worse for for the next few months.

Kristine said...

Hi Sarah,
I love reading your blog too. We are all very excited for you and Bryce. Those pictures of your "child" were too funny. I did use photoshop for my header. It's really the coolest program. I just made it like it was a scrapbook page only smaller. Now that you mention it I think I might update it. Let me know if you have anymore questions or need help with anything.

Em-Cat said...

Oh My Goodness! We live parallel lives. We've graduated to a king size bed, but before that Robbie was always pushing me off the side of the bed. Oh - and I'm super gasy AND I'm having a boy...Robbie says my gassiness reminds him that I'm still living. I would think it would be the fact that I walk and talk, but no - it's my gas.

Terri said...

Oh Sarah I had to laugh, now I don't feel so rejected. I have been married 37 years and we HAVE A KING SIZE BED! Didn't stop Rock from putting masking tape down the middle of the bed and telling me not to cross my line. Oh, by the way, you need a king size bed cuz that little kid will be sleeping with you more than you think! WE missed you while in St. George

Erin Spenc said...

I agree with the passing gas= a boy, though I have no girl pregnancy under my belt. Hmm.

You will LOVE the king for your baby. We have a queen and no Stone never sleeps with us, but sometimes I take naps with him or somehow he'll end up next to me if he's been crying alot at night, and THERE JUST ISN'T ROOM!
Great choice.

Mark and Juli said...

If you have to fart to get more room in bed being "preggers" and all I think Brycie needs a good talking to. Do you remember where Micheal slept when he was living with Jan on "The Office"? Really I'm not the nicest when it comes to bed space but I'm tring harder. Sarah do what you have to do. You deserve all the space. Mark
P.S. Reading about all the woman that fart is really an eye opener. I didn't woman farted.

Mark and Juli said...

That's "I didn't KNOW women farted.